BRUCE ALMYTEES are for the esoteric and the esoteric adjacent, perpendicular, and parallel.
The dry-witted, smart-assed, and thought-provoking.
The "resting bitch" afflicted, uncomfy truth tellers, and small-talk deficient. The poetically offbeat, the offbeat poets, and personal soundtrack producers.
The eloquently profane revolutionaries who dissect trap music and dance to it anyway. Teachers, prophets, and philosophers (street, school, or otherwise).
If any of these characteristics apply to you, CONGRATULATIONS! You're esoteric by design,
and I've designed "eso-tee-ric" for you. If they don't,
you know someone like this. Buy some stuff anyway!