Word Nerd Sweat
...because “logophile” would take too much explaining, which might mean more people talking to you than your liking. Plus, you’d get the chance to explain that a “word nerd” is a logophile to the people you actually want to talk to, which proves you’re a word nerd. You’re welcome.
To keep your Almytee "almighty," wash it inside out in cold water with like colors. A touch of fabric softener won't hurt. Hang to dry.